Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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