When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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