I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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