Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Semen is not good for contacts.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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