how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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