Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
try to milk me bitch
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