Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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