Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
