is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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