And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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