god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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