whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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