wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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