i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
foreskin is a definite game changer
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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