So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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