Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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