that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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