I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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