I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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