HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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