its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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