So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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