He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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