okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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