We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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