They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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