Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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