its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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