Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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