she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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