So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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