i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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