So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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