i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it's like iHOP with fire
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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