I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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