I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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