I just saw a hot homeless man
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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