**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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