dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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