Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
do herpes really smell.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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