I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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