piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
this will be a night to untag.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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