HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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