well you can't waste a boner
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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