your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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