How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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