I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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