If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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