do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
All the doctor said was why
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