the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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