Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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