quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
