i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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